Welcome! This is my completely random-as-fuck blog. But isn't it beautiful? Just like me. As you can see in that lovely picture at the bottom left. ;) (not really) Anywho! Enjoy! (:

thisisb:

You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.

For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry. 

2xknifekind:

2xknifekind:

in ten years we’re all going to sit down and talk about our tumblr phase

on tumblr

katkinkat:

YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

(Source: baboushkat)

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

amburgurandfries:

enterthedreamatorium:

If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life

people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.

long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:

dumpfmoebel:

long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:

i don’t even run my blog anymore i just walk it

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.

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d-ark-paradis-e:

serene-escape:

ilike-turtles:

itllturnoutfine:

never-tolate:

h0lytits:

mostswagshit:

pandax33:

beating-ed:

just-that-amazingg:

toescapemyownmind:

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?

to all my followers<3<3

To everyone & to anyone :) 

i will always be there for my followers, if only they ever hit me up =/
just talk to me :p <33 i will never never ever delete your message <3

anonymous or not ill help you out, ill keep things personal and answer privately <3

i’m always here for everyone <3 and if you’re off anonymous i’ll respond privately<3 i will never judge you.

anonymous or not, I will help you with any problem you guys have. I will respond privately, I’m here. I promise. <3

guys, im serious.  im here for anything you need without judgement, on or off anon<3 i love you guys.



To all my followers


Please, I really mean it guys <3


i hope you know this guys. i am ALWAYS here for you. always. 

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole